Enough with the swaddling blankets and monochrome mobiles, ask for what you really want – your sex life back. When you're finally ready to get your groove on, there's nothing like a wailing infant to throw a diaper damper on the mood. Sure, the soundproofing may change the aesthetic of the Love Cave formerly known as Walk-In Closet, but you'll be able to swing from the chandeliers (not included) without disturbing mini-me. All you'll hear coming back over your baby monitor will be the sound of the burbling brooks that are keeping your bundle of joy joyfully konked out.