We pride ourselves on our Unbelievably Astounding Customer Service, so when TechCrunch told us our videos were "horrible" (and that "labia" give them the heebie-jeebies), we turned to you, our other customers, to help us make them some new ones, lickety-split.
Heeding our call, our Facebook friends crafted intricate haiku to join TechCrunch and labia in poetic matrimony. Inspired by their creativity, and with poignant readings by our founder, Ethan, we are pleased to present the first in a new genre of sex product videos.
Thank you, TechCrunch, for your call to excellence.
See the TechCrunch article here