Right now in London, thousands of athletes are competing in the ultimate test of strength, stamina, grace, or speed. According to an article in ESPN, this display continues off the field, gymnasium and pool and into bedrooms, various bars, and, hell, even on the lawn between dormitories. It was reported that at Sydney’s 2000 games, the 70,000 condoms distributed were insufficient. This prompted a new standing order of 100,000 condoms per Olympic games. 100,000 condoms. There are 10,960 athletes in London's 2012 Olympics. That's some shocking arithmetic, but at least they’re being safe. Though, imagine the strength and beauty of a baby that’s half U.S. swimmer and half Russian water polo player. Pause for a moment to visualize. Okay, now we can move on. This wild post-Olympic sex-fest makes perfect sense. Here you have a village full of perfectly sculpted athletes, most of whom are in their teens and twenties, that have been focusing on nothing but training for months. Of course they’d want to let off a little steam. And what better way to do it than to party down with similarly stacked individuals from every country that they’ll never see again. It’s almost too good to be true. As one American athlete told ESPN, "it turns into a frat party with a very nice gene pool." Image credit: Noma Bar, from the ESPN article.