MAJOR MAJA FLINK Major Maja "Mother Load" Flink's bomb bay doors are lubed up and primed. One flick of her switch is all that it will take to send her ballistic. She's a cute assed cripple with a cause, after a near death vodka induced mile high pile up over Krakow left her crutch bound and callipered up to her hot little cold war crotch. If this tail gunning bird of prey has you in her MIG's sights you better believe you're gonna have to go vertical and pull massive inverted negative G before you get her off. Lock, load, stay on target, get your shit straight and keep it tidy because Kabaret's got incoming and nobody's gonna be cleaning up after you Mister. Not Major Flink or any other sonic-boom-boom-baby in Prophecy Squadron either! So get airborne, get in under the radar and let loose the heat seekers on their ass. Over and out. [X] Close Window.